Fri 18 Jan 2008
Top 10 Economic Stimulus Ideas
Posted by RichSlick under The Fed
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Here are my top 10 ideas for an economic stimulus:
1. Christmas Redeux or Christmas in February!
2. Black Friday Redeux or Black Friday Good Friday
3. Corporate Buffet - All you can eat iTunes songs, NetFlix Rentals, and cell minutes for a low, low price of $199/month.
4. Buy one car, get one free!
5. Buy one house, get a summer house free!
6. Buy one condo, get two free!
7. Shut down Washington D.C. for one whole year (politicians included)!
8. Mandatory consumption laws: Minimum of $1500/month consumption of awesome American goods per citizen
9. Give those poor rich people some decent tax cuts so they’ll buy more yachts and Benz!
10. Make every ad on TV end with “if you don’t buy this, you’re a nobody”
Have a safe holiday weekend!
January 18th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
What would you do with an extra few hundred?
I doubt if anyone will notice an extra refund.
The government cannot fix everything that comes their way, I’m tired of people thinking that.
Same thing with the subprime crap, the government comes up with a quick fix just to say they did something, LOL
January 18th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
a few hundred won’t do much for me but I am holding the economy hostage because I am still dragging my feet in buying that 52″ LCD TV, 24″ iMac, mac-mini and some office furniture.
It’s too bloody cold outside to go shopping