Tue 14 Jul 2009
Discovery Channel = Destruction Channel
Posted by RichSlick under Uncategorized
[3] Comments
I spend a great deal of time watching Discovery Channel because I love learning and I couldn’t figure out why I was addicted to this channel until a slow realization dawned on me….most of the shows on Discovery are about destruction of the planet earth for profit.
Let’s take a look at some of the themes for their shows:
Cash Cab – A guy drives around in a cab burning fuel asking people questions for a chance to win money.
Deadliest Catch – A group of guys drive around the ocean burning fuel to catch crab for profit.
Dirty Jobs - A guy goes from filthy place to filthy place to do “dirty jobs” of companies that make profit the dirty way.
Mythbusters - A couple of guys burn fossil fuels, destroy a variety of objects to prove a point.
Pitchmen – A couple of guys sell the best crap from China at a reasonable price for China
Other shows I watch have similar themes on various channels (e.g. History or Discovery):
Ice Road Truckers – Burn fossil fuels to deliver stuff that extracts more fossil fuels…rinse and repeat.
Ax Men – Slash down trees for profit!
Swamp Tree Loggers – Slash down trees for profit using heavy equipment burning fossil fuels!
Life After People – The show for those who want to know what happens when we deplete the planet of all resources!
Oh man, I gotta cut back on watching this channel.
July 15th, 2009 at 2:43 pm
I really this is satire!
July 17th, 2009 at 5:05 am
So what are you saying…people should not be burning fossil fuels? Do you have any idea what the world would look like without it?
July 17th, 2009 at 7:50 am
I have a pretty good idea what the world would look like if we didn’t burn fossil fuels…
The way it has looked like for the last few hundred million years.