According to the WSJ, Costco will begin to accept food stamps and I’m confused.   First, you need to pay a membership fee to be inside a Costco so who would be using food stamps there?   The last bastion of rift-raff free shopping is coming to an end!   I’m so disappointed by this that I don’t know what I’m going to do.  While the WSJ articles claims that membership rose after accepting the food stamps,  it’s only a matter of time before it suffers the “Wal-mart effect” of attracting the dregs of society and pushing away the more affluent customer.

It seems Costco has become yet another company accepting short term gains by sacrificing long term customers.   I can already envision that same lady I see at the grocery store and the rare time I shop at a Wal-mart arguing with the cashier, “what ya mean dis cu’pon not good?”   and of course the classic, “how much is it?  ok, put that back, how much is it now?  Ok, put that back, how much is it now?” routine.

Hey Costco, here’s what you can expect:

1. Dirty filthy isles.

2. Dirty filthy parking lots as people change their kids diapers (and car motor oil) and leave all the garbage behind.  Along with open bottles, wrappers and a variety of other garbage.

3. A bunch of opened, half-eaten packages of whatever.

4. Lots of arguing at the checkout lane with the cashiers.

5. Lots of time wasted at the check out lane as frustrated shoppers roll their eyes while they wait for the drama to be over.

6. Lots of left over items sitting at the check out lane as shoppers run out of food stamp money.

7. Eventually, crime will come to the parking lot and that will be the straw that breaks the Costco prestige and descent into the abyss.

This is what I’ve seen happen to almost every Wal-mart within a 10 mile radius of my home along with some of the grocery stores.    I guess Costco can’t wait to join the club.