Wed 1 Sep 2010
It Finally Happened At Costco
Posted by RichSlick under Observations, Rants
[2] Comments
Back in October of 2009, I wrote about my dismay that Costco would start accepting food stamps and what that possibly might mean and a couple of weeks ago it has finally started to happen. As a refresher here’s what I thought would happen:
1. Dirty filthy isles.
2. Dirty filthy parking lots as people change their kids diapers (and car motor oil) and leave all the garbage behind. Along with open bottles, wrappers and a variety of other garbage.
3. A bunch of opened, half-eaten packages of whatever.
4. Lots of arguing at the checkout lane with the cashiers.
5. Lots of time wasted at the check out lane as frustrated shoppers roll their eyes while they wait for the drama to be over.
6. Lots of left over items sitting at the check out lane as shoppers run out of food stamp money.
7. Eventually, crime will come to the parking lot and that will be the straw that breaks the Costco prestige and descent into the abyss.
While #1 and #2 haven’t happened yet I can tell you that I personally witnessed #4, #5, #6 definitely did happen while I was at the store. I have a family member that works in security and was told that there have been increasing amounts of break-ins of vehicles so much so that this family member stays away from this particular location. So #7 is finally here.
I took some flack for writing that post and as usual someone somewhere on the planet was offended, well guess what, I’m now offended that one of my favorite shopping places is becoming infested with crime and wasted time at the check out as people can’t perform simple math to understand what it is they can afford to buy and what they can’t. But all is not lost however because this is valuable learning material as we now know that it takes approximately 12 months for a retailer to go from heaven to hell once they begin to accept foodstamps.
Oh and before anyone writes a comment that they are offended and unsubscribing, save yourself the digital ink and don’t waste your time or mine, I’m sure someone somewhere isn’t going to like this post and that just comes with the territory of the internet.








